At 1:30 AM and I’ve been at school since 8 am the day before,
running on three hours of sleep.
Flour stress ball breaks. 
Finals Quotes
Tonights quotes so far during the study time for finals:
It pays the bills, not the pizza.
-Random female college student.
I would admit when a guy is hot, though why would you go to a gay bar?
-Random male college student.
If your going to have sex you have to be prepared for the consequences
-Random male college student.
And this is why I study in public places! 
It’s TOO early for this ISH!
This morning, to be honest, I woke up oh, about 15 mintutes ago. Well, I was up earlier but didn’t get out of bed until then.
When I decided, hey it’s only 7:50, I’m going to do some laundry!
I get my stuff together and go to open the laundry door when,
I hear wild flapping!
I open the door a bit more and see like
THREE, I REPEAT THREE FAT PIGEONS!!!!! Flying around our landry room!
(Google images)
Man, all I want to do is my laundry and not get attacked by some birds.
So, I close the door.
Open it one more time to make sure my eyes aren’t just seeing things as I have my glasses from 5th grade on,
and yup,
it’s fat pigeons all right!
This time I close the door for real and go to the other laundry room on the second floor
where I can do my laundry in pigeon peace!
Now, who do I tell that we need to help the pigeons escape?
I don’t think anyone is up yet.
This wasn’t my idea of the morning I was going to have,
but it sure woke me up!
Time to study for my finals this week!
Glorious Love Of Paper Cuts!
So, I was a work this morning folding hundreds of papers.
All of a sudden, I am gushing blood!
Like what the hell!!
It’s just a paper cut.
Why do you bleed so much from one of those tiny suckers!!??
Now I have a wonderful Finding Nemo bandaid I shall rock until I don’t need it anymore.
Though it could become a new fad!
Maybe I’ll just wear it even when I don’t need it anymore?
Anyways, I hope you all have a great day!
This Is What Happens
when there’s humidity in the air.
Storms a comin’.
Tornados, Rain, Lightnin’ and Thunder, with a bit o Wind.
Who knows what, if anything will hit.
What I do know is,
my hair is a mess!
Procrastination At Its Finest!
And yes, that is a condom
This has been an announcement from a procrastinating college student.
Oh, my. Height Has Never Been On My Side!
That awkward moment in high school when you realized, "FUCK, I am short!!" Or people are just giants? 
At least I'm a bit taller than a mini car! Ha!!
